Today I realized I haven't written a new post in a REALLY long time. Sorry, I've been really busy being a wife and taking care of my 2 dogs, one cat, a husband and myself.
May 2012:
In May, Ryan and I got married. It was the most majestic day of my life, minus the day I met him and the day I was born (which I don't remember but have heard about in depth). Being born is a pretty majestic occasion, if you ask me. If I hadn't been born I wouldn't be doing this right now, but I digress. The day after we got married we had to drive from where we live to Miami to get on a cruise boat. We drove 18 hours that day, which was the longest day ever. Finally we got to Miami, stayed the night at a hotel & awoke the next morning to set sail on a cruise boat for 5 adventuresome days! We went to Key West for a day, it was awesome. Beyond awesome. We loved it. Then went to Cozumel for a day. Cozumel was fun. While we were there we went to the Mayan Ruins with a tour group, which was cool! After our cruise was done and we were commencing our long journey home we stopped in Orlando for a few days and went to Disney World. I know I am an adult but ,Jesus, I love Disney World. It's magical. Almost as magical as my wedding day!
Mayan Ruins! Woot. It was REALLY hot that day, like 117 degrees, hot. No joke or exaggeration.
DISNEY WORLD! Our buttons say " Happily Ever After"
June:
In June not much happened really other than my cousin,Sabrina, got married & I was in her wedding. We went to 6 Flags for her bachelorette party. I love roller coasters. :)
We met Scooby Doo after going on a water ride. Also, that is my cousin. The one I spoke of.
My other cousin (her little brother) & I walking down the aisle.
July:
We had 100 degree days, I worked. July was kind of lame. Ryan, however, did complete a food challenge. If you're familiar with the tv show Man Vs Food, you may have seen an episode where Adam eats at a restaurant called Bub's Burgers? If you eat one of the burgers in the competition you get a 4x6 photo on the wall, if you eat 4 (only a few people have done this) you get a life size photo on their wall and a free t shirt. Oh boy!
The burger!
The first bite!
The last bite!
Regret after the cheeseburger! All I heard on the car ride home was "I regret cheeseburgers, I'll never eat again."
August:
In August, I don't think anything really happened. Sorry.
September:
We got a new puppy! She's a German Shepherd mix. Her name is Xena. She is 8 months old now. She's huge & a handful. She has also made if very clear that she is my dog. She likes to think that she is a lap dog when she very clearly is NOT.
Xena, in September.
Xena, December with our mini dachshund, Lucy. Note the difference in size. Xena thinks she's Lucy's size & vice versa.
October:
Halloween! I did nothing of significance. I believe I wore mismatching shoes to work that day (one purple and one green chuck) and carried around a Chewbacca mask from our wedding photo booth. As an added bonus I wore my Chewbacca tshirt to go with the mask. Nerd power!
Huwaa muaa mumwa?Wugaga hu uwamma Woohiee wa-ah?
For those of you who didn't know, I am fluent in Shriiwook (Chewbacca's native language).
November:
Happy Thanksgiving! Our first Thanksgiving Married!
December:
Merry Christmas! For Christmas, I got a bunch of perfume, all 8 Harry Potter movies on DVD (SCORE!) and a really awesome necklace from Ryan. It was our first Christmas married, so we made adorable photo to use as our Christmas cards. Also, the week before Xmas I hurt my knee. It continued to hurt until... well its still hurting. More on that later.
WE'RE ADORABLE!
January 2013:
Wowzas! How'd we get here? Seems like it was May 2 seconds ago... KIDDING. Anyways, here we are back in present time. Not much has really been happening this month, thus far, minus my knee. Today I finally went to the doctor, well Urgent Care if you'd like to get specific. The doctor told me I have something called Patellofemoral Pain Syndrome aka Runners Knee. The funny thing is I DON'T RUN. When I run, I look ridiculous. Hands are flailing one way and legs another and lets not even discuss my facial expressions. I, obviously, have never seen them but from what my friends have told me I make hilarious ones. Thanks guys. Anyways, basically what's wrong with my knee is that the knee cap is loose and banging about back and forth when I walk and that's causing it to be inflamed. So, alas, I have to wear a knee brace and take some meds. Oh joy!
This is me, today, after taking pain killers for my knee and playing with Xena. Why is there a Donald Duck band aid on my thumb you may be wondering? The answer is simple, she was playing too rough with me and took a chunk of my finger with her. :( Blood EVERYWHERE. Okay, not everywhere but all over my finger and the band aid.
Now that I've written all that, I don't know what to write about.
I know! POST ALL THE LISTS!
Surely, you've seen these memes by now. I love them.
The John Lennon meme made me giggle so hard.
5 things I HATE about doctor's offices :
1. All the sick people around you. It seems like the doctors office is the WORST place to go when you're not sick and just have a minor injury. They should really consider quarantining the sick people off from the healthy ones. There were people coughing all over the place and not covering their mouths. It was seriously grossing me out, thank God for hand sanitizer. I felt like I took a second bath in that stuff. When I came out I smelled of Bath & Body work's eucalyptus/ spearmint scent.
2.The ridiculous waiting times. I get there at 10:20 AM, fill out paper work and wait until 11:15AM to be called back to wait in an exam room. Finally get out at noon. WTF, HOW DOES THAT WORK?
3. All the paperwork you have to fill out. Good god, it seems never ending.
4. The awkward silence. Everyone keeps to themselves and only talks to people they know. Can we get a TV in here to cut down on the awkwardness and boredom.
5. The sheer, mind numbing boredom that happens while you're waiting. There were 0 magazines to look at, no TV and no music playing, NOT EVEN ELEVATOR MUSIC. You were just supposed to stare into space silently and wait. BORING. AWKWARD. Check & Check.
That's all for now.
Eden.
